One year, my grandpa thought he could get away with re-gifting my mom’s old pink Schwinn by painting it blue. He tried passing it off as a “brand new bike” for his other daughter, my aunt, because all she wanted that year was a top of the line, straight from the shop blue Schwinn. Unfortunately, his plan did not work when she noticed the dull, matte paint, and it’s lack of the “Schwinn” logo, shine, and handlebar streamers. It’s one of my favorite stories. Ohh, Grumpo.